20 Funny Feline Pawrent Posts Pondering What Job Would Suit their Cat Children

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Laurent Shinar • Writer and Editor
Oct 19, 2025 2:00 PM EDT

Cat pawrents, we need to have a sit down and get real. You treat your feline fur babies, just as you would a hooman child. Now, we are not here to tell you that you are wrong and that they are not your biological children, for of course they are. But what we want to address is that lack of follow through you guys have when it comes to committing to the things you say you want your cat children to do. And this list of feline pawrent posts pondering what jobs would suit their cat children is a purrfect example of that.

You lot are willing to sit around all day taking photos of your cute cats, positing all sorts of different things that they could do in their lives. Yet, how many job interviews have you taken them to? None. And so today we wish to suggest to you to become proactive, get out there and get your cat a job. At the very least, to help pay for their expensive food habits. It's the least they can do…
 

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  • 01
    Taco is definitely all about judging her younger bros and sister, and her humans. She is constantly disappointed in our choices in life and lets us know. I feel like she missed her calling as constantly annoyed lady working at the DMV.
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  • Wow, yes the Department of Motor Vehicles is exactly where this cat child needs to go job hunting. She has a name that is ridiculous enough, a temperament that is agitated enough, and more than anything else she looks like she hates the world more than anyone else. They would hire her in a heartbeat.

  • 02
    Claudia the Bombay, she's an absolute menace sometimes. Female assassin?
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  • 03
    This is Marty! He likes getting up on the barstool legs to pounce on his mouse. I think he must have been a spy in a previous life!
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    HAPPY This is Huntington. He always dreamed of becoming an airline pilot or maybe a flight attendant for Catar Airways.
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    Aaron Purr, fancy man food heister extraordinaire, he will theive your delicious treats and look excellent while doing it
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    TOM BIHN This is Zumi. He moonlights as a luggage inspector, but what nobody knows is that he's a wannabe travel blogger ... he just hates riding in the car to go places.
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  • 07
    Norm is an office assistant. He specializes in filing.
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  • Norm, the filing feline has got to be one of the best titles that any animal, hooman or not, can hold in this world. And it would be wonderfully hilarious getting to see just how bad at his job he would be. You’d request a file, it would go missing, take months to show up and when it does, it will be covered with fur and full of teeth marks.

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    000 Ahsmr.gov This is Gypsy. She is my supurrvisor at work. She makes sure that I work efficiently and have enough room in my lap for when she wants to have a meeting.
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  • 09
    she's SUCH a mischief maker. absolute sweetheart when she wants to be, but the household menace also when she wants to be. all love here for Cricket, she just has a big personality! she hardly causes actual trouble throughout the house. she just does everything with an undertone of mischief and curiosity.. let me find some less refined photos of her you captured her perfectly, by the way! thank you! 2 werewolfian
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    last one, sorry for the spam - i forgot i had a photo of her hanging from the back of the staircase
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  • 11
    this is Cricket, and my partner and i have actually come up with some elaborate lore for her. she owns and bartends a dive bar by night and works as a tattoo artist by day. are her practices entirely ethical? definitely not. she's absolutely committing tax fraud, too. oh, and she takes too many c) (catnip) breaks.
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  • 12
    This is Buddy, in my head he's a race car driver!!
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  • 13
    I'm pretty sure Kyubi here would be a motivational coach...he has this platform above my desk that he either sits or sleeps on, watching me work. This is him giving me -the look-after I told him to stop trying to move the computer screen with his massive paws.
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  • 14
    This is Kevin. He would be an inspector of some sort, perhaps of bags or boxes.
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  • 15
    This is Polly, she must have been some kind of professional thief with all of sneaky and sometimes acrobatic ways she gets into trouble, this cat once stole the roast beef right off my sandwich so I am convinced that she is a criminal mastermind.
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    OH MY GOSH SWEETIE thank u :D she will enlist her little (bigger) sister to help
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  • 17
    This is sabrina! She lives in a house with a big garden and she loves to sit under the flowers and play with the butterflies:) she's a super sweet shy girl and I think she would run a little flower shop! AKA florist cat
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  • 18
    This is Quizzical, she likes to take naps and get belly rubs. Sometimes she'll try to knead my face when I'm laying down.
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  • 19
    Oh, I have one of those... My husband is a little distracted, he lost his food so many times. Here's him playing innocent... Does Aaron have a partner in crime? Or is just him?
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  • 20
    Anytime someone sits down she loves to come sit with them
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